no better way to celebrate freedom than to deep fry an endangered species, i always say. even though people keep telling me not to, because that's america, and saying what you believe is in the freaking constitution. Like at my cousin's funeral for her stillborn baby, everyone was like, yo, seriously stop staying shit about eating rare animals, this is a goddamn funeral. Fucking hypocrites pretended to be "confused and angered" by my "parting words," but from what I could tell, everyone LOVED the breaded manatee.
god bless america, and god bless your comic, you wonderfully funny and clever creature.
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no better way to celebrate freedom than to deep fry an endangered species, i always say. even though people keep telling me not to, because that's america, and saying what you believe is in the freaking constitution. Like at my cousin's funeral for her stillborn baby, everyone was like, yo, seriously stop staying shit about eating rare animals, this is a goddamn funeral. Fucking hypocrites pretended to be "confused and angered" by my "parting words," but from what I could tell, everyone LOVED the breaded manatee.
god bless america, and god bless your comic, you wonderfully funny and clever creature.
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